tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post885219517357596947..comments2023-04-17T16:39:25.286+05:00Comments on Chef Files: Sleeping DogsAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-71746620633840618212012-09-08T02:15:53.876+05:002012-09-08T02:15:53.876+05:00Kono, there has been a multitude of water that has...Kono, there has been a multitude of water that has flowed under that particular bridge. The Spartans used to kill the children of their enemies to ensure that no revenge was taken in later years.<br /><br />See me? the wheels may turn slower as the years mount, but the hamster still has enough life left in him to keep those who seek revenge firmly in their place.<br /><br />Mr Earl, my glass is always half full, never half empty. Refill?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-34848780245736936812012-09-08T02:09:37.417+05:002012-09-08T02:09:37.417+05:00Leah, I suggest you return here on a regular basis...Leah, I suggest you return here on a regular basis unless you wish to offend the chef. Not a wise move. For your tardiness in my absence I will require you to begin using the talent that your God gave you. Write words.... now!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-52588783314561325902012-09-04T23:16:03.676+05:002012-09-04T23:16:03.676+05:00Glad to see you and your friend aren't letting...Glad to see you and your friend aren't letting the fuckers get you down. And that potato scone recipe looks like something I may have to try. Soon.Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-19764602917392089632012-09-04T19:49:23.738+05:002012-09-04T19:49:23.738+05:00Doesn't my forefathers homeland have a thing c...Doesn't my forefathers homeland have a thing called "statute of limitations", a fancy phrase meaning that after so many years if you got away with it there's nothing the powers that be can do... lemme know if the Chef needs a dishwasher for his kitchen, it's been one of the myriad of jobs i've held for more than a few weeks and i'll gladly take payment in black pints.Konohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13865029570865495659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-9354566925089947132012-09-03T07:12:53.016+05:002012-09-03T07:12:53.016+05:00Oh hello! I must catch up with the food and the co...Oh hello! I must catch up with the food and the company here...<br /><br />xx LeahLeahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-43738117374580654792012-09-03T05:19:39.820+05:002012-09-03T05:19:39.820+05:00You know, it's not that I don't want to pa...You know, it's not that I don't want to pay for things, It's just that my brain gets so addled what with all the creativity and whatnot going round inside me heid that a lad becomes a bit forgetful!. I've often thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but I'd just be getting a head of myself! :¬)mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-22425184284659536552012-09-02T10:04:12.771+05:002012-09-02T10:04:12.771+05:00Dearest Daisy, my good friend Map is also a street...Dearest Daisy, my good friend Map is also a street magician. He specialises in vanishing before your very eyes whenever it comes to buying a round, picking up the tab and paying the cab driver. Around some of our local haunts he is otherwise referred to as the 'Scarlet Pimpernel', and it's not because of the loudness of his attire.<br /><br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-64648892640153340972012-09-02T09:40:39.106+05:002012-09-02T09:40:39.106+05:00Ms Hope: Cooking is an exact science and must be a...Ms Hope: Cooking is an exact science and must be adhered to at all times if one is to enter into the Kingdom of Heaven. I once knew a chef who stirred his pots to the left instead of the right. Overnight he was cursed and within days both of his arms and one of his legs had fallen off three times. His soufflé recipes were a disaster and would never again rise. He now drives a tram (slowly and only in a straight line) in Copenhagen. <br /><br />It is also written in the bible that Jaysus spent five days wandering in the desert looking for a wooden spoon in exchange for our sins.<br /><br />I must apologise here as three days worth of sins were mine alone. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-84526094238450204722012-09-02T07:50:46.502+05:002012-09-02T07:50:46.502+05:00i believe i'd pay money to see the "mapst...i believe i'd pay money to see the "mapstew/chef comedy hour". but it had better be near a source of whisky to assure that the audience is in the proper state of mind(less). who says vaudeville is dead? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-40675343862495717292012-09-02T03:39:30.480+05:002012-09-02T03:39:30.480+05:00Thank you kind Chef.
I love to bake...which is wh...Thank you kind Chef.<br /><br />I love to bake...which is why I still use wooden spoons, no matter who laughs about it.<br /><br />So you're telling me if I use my round biscuit cutter (which is for my southern biscuits) I may indeed go to hell? ;)hopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03306622656461205674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-83586405638526458222012-09-01T21:35:58.069+05:002012-09-01T21:35:58.069+05:00I often enjoy some imaginary eggs for my breakfast...I often enjoy some imaginary eggs for my breakfast.<br /> <br />You can't beat them. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-29287948728253209482012-09-01T21:23:17.410+05:002012-09-01T21:23:17.410+05:00Thanks, but I'm not allowed to use the toaster...Thanks, but I'm not allowed to use the toaster, so I'll stick to the eggs for breakfast, I find a boiled egg is hard to beat. :¬)mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-89634778397355869042012-09-01T21:12:05.651+05:002012-09-01T21:12:05.651+05:00Mr Mapstew, the recipe you requested, as below.
Y...Mr Mapstew, the recipe you requested, as below.<br /><br />You will need the following ingredients.<br /><br />2 slices of wholemeal or plain bread.<br /><br />Put bread into toaster<br /><br />Switch on, wait 3 minutes.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-87335760174571830612012-09-01T20:45:04.738+05:002012-09-01T20:45:04.738+05:00My dearest Savvy, I believe you and I are confiden...My dearest Savvy, I believe you and I are confident enough to know that our friend is pretty resilient when it comes to life's little woes.<br /><br />Any man that can sit through an entire evening watching his wee crooner friend having ladies undies thrown at him on stage can withstand anything.<br /><br />I do wish he wouldn't perform at those retirement homes.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-5075710513579605372012-09-01T20:37:09.258+05:002012-09-01T20:37:09.258+05:00Miss Hope: The traditional Glasgow recipe for tatt...Miss Hope: The traditional Glasgow recipe for tattie scones is a secret, however, here is my own.<br /><br />You will need these...<br /><br />500g of mashed spud (Maris Pipers if available)<br />100g of plain flour <br />50g of butter <br />Pinch of salt, nip of white pepper.<br /><br />A griddle pan is the only way to make proper scones though a frying pan will get the job done. The trick is not to let the potato scones mixture get too dry. <br /><br />Boil the tatties and then mash them thoroughly while whistling or humming a Gaelic tune. The recipe will be ruined if you choose any harmony composed outside of the Scottish borders, for the love of all things holy do not choose an English song.<br /><br />Add butter and more salt if needed. A healthier potato scone recipe should omit the salt and concentrate more on the white pepper, but living dangerously can also be fun.<br /><br />In a pottery mixing bowl, mix in the plain flour with the mashed tatties ensuring the potato scones mixture is slightly moist. Remember to use a wooden spoon as plastic implements would just be wrong.<br /><br />Empty onto a flat surface and use a warm rolling pin to roll out the mixture evenly and to a desired height of about 3mm. Potato scones should always be cut into the traditional shape of triangles. Round tattie scones would offend the little Pope fella, and that can never be allowed to happen. <br /><br />Put each triangular potato scone into the griddle or frying pan and cook lightly on both sides until brown. <br /><br />Serve with gusto, square sausage, a poached egg and lashings of love.<br /><br />Good luck hen, and thanks.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-57441684119734435572012-09-01T20:23:26.582+05:002012-09-01T20:23:26.582+05:00well, sugar, i do so hope y'all's neighbor...well, sugar, i do so hope y'all's <i>neighbor</i> will just keep on doin' what he's doin' and <i>ignore</i> the muckrakers! (propriety kept me from typing the actual words i said outloud instead of <i>muckrakers</i>!) ;~D xoxoxoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-38966280586077877142012-09-01T20:16:25.899+05:002012-09-01T20:16:25.899+05:00He told me that you went to the zoo yesterday and ...He told me that you went to the zoo yesterday and there was only one dog in it.<br /><br />It sounds as if it was a shitzu. <br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-84642410086330093582012-09-01T20:15:24.627+05:002012-09-01T20:15:24.627+05:00I have yet to meet anyone who is perfect and those...I have yet to meet anyone who is perfect and those who gossip will find I am conveniently deaf. :)<br /><br />Now, would the Chef charge too highly to share a recipe for potato scones with a southern gal who's never tasted them? I'd run right over and politely ask if I could sit at your table, but it's Saturday, meaning I'm doing laundry at the moment. hopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03306622656461205674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-667080642035023242012-09-01T19:22:22.846+05:002012-09-01T19:22:22.846+05:00He swore that would never come out! He's a fec...He swore that would never come out! He's a fecker for the gossip, a great sense of rumour! :¬)mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-54944854100804531562012-09-01T18:57:26.750+05:002012-09-01T18:57:26.750+05:00I heard that you gave it to him as compensation af...I heard that you gave it to him as compensation after you sunk his boat on that last fishing trip on the Shannon. You remember the one, flashing yer bare arse to the tourists, drinking a bottle of rum and an hour later declaring you were a pirate?<br /><br />Is it all coming back? (just like the rum)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-46940982257148466972012-09-01T18:48:34.368+05:002012-09-01T18:48:34.368+05:00Aye. It's not like I'm not familiar with h...Aye. It's not like I'm not familiar with his ride-on mower! :/mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-21781940051956018112012-09-01T18:42:45.721+05:002012-09-01T18:42:45.721+05:00He has his moments. However, it might be wise to k...He has his moments. However, it might be wise to keep his grass cut nice and short while he is away, just in case eh?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-52549116442763257942012-09-01T18:38:25.731+05:002012-09-01T18:38:25.731+05:00Good man that man.Good man that man.mapstewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07159592046833798019noreply@blogger.com