tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post9187930721906567755..comments2023-04-17T16:39:25.286+05:00Comments on Chef Files: Wham, Bam, Thank You RamAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-1609022807383101532013-10-17T21:17:31.145+05:002013-10-17T21:17:31.145+05:00Aye, it was quite an eye-opener pal, I got chills,...Aye, it was quite an eye-opener pal, I got chills, they're no longer multiplying however.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-22812555770575436662013-10-17T18:33:30.849+05:002013-10-17T18:33:30.849+05:00Somehow I will never be able to see Saturday Night...Somehow I will never be able to see Saturday Night Fever the same way againSausagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14563985186537460358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-887353639208866512013-09-15T15:17:48.736+05:002013-09-15T15:17:48.736+05:00Hallelujah sister!Hallelujah sister!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-41288729634526229662013-09-15T10:59:55.896+05:002013-09-15T10:59:55.896+05:00Indeed, SA has it's fair share of run away rum...Indeed, SA has it's fair share of run away ruminants. <br /><br />Why just this week in the news: http://mobi.enca.com/south-africa/escaped-bull-shot-down-animal-lovers-fume .<br /><br />Not our local law enforcement's finest hour. Those are saved for Sundays when miracles are performed. <br /><br />Not. Eileennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-56568839035607675582013-09-14T18:24:51.292+05:002013-09-14T18:24:51.292+05:00Only if I grow a mono-brow, use saccharin and carr...Only if I grow a mono-brow, use saccharin and carry an umberella my friend. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-33281477204502128792013-09-13T14:22:31.103+05:002013-09-13T14:22:31.103+05:00Got it! Love it! Just laughing at the latrinalia w...Got it! Love it! Just laughing at the latrinalia word and its meaning. Don't come back to Glasgow with your fancy words they'll think you are probably an English spy.Tony Corby Chefhttp://buddieschef.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-42900732413851428672013-09-12T23:49:24.732+05:002013-09-12T23:49:24.732+05:00Aw c'mon now Tony, use your Glesga wits and fi...Aw c'mon now Tony, use your Glesga wits and find out son, eh? I'll give you one clue, you'll no find it amongst the latrinalia on the wall of the gents.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-992102679028639042013-09-12T23:45:49.477+05:002013-09-12T23:45:49.477+05:00Ah Eileen, a valued commenter with such elegance, ...Ah Eileen, a valued commenter with such elegance, always witty, always humorous. Prey tell, are rams a safety hazard in South Africa, or come to that, any of the other 299 mammal species currently at large?<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-91965551660851944982013-09-12T22:25:12.615+05:002013-09-12T22:25:12.615+05:00I'm honoured to have made your wall of fame Ch...I'm honoured to have made your wall of fame Chef, but what the hell is a cicisebo when it's at home? Your security won't let me right click it ffs!Tony Corby Chefhttp://buddieschef.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-88344503967732577402013-09-12T19:18:17.355+05:002013-09-12T19:18:17.355+05:00Always entertaining Sir Chef, one of your best.
P...Always entertaining Sir Chef, one of your best.<br /><br />Perhaps J.T. was depressed after hearing about the Siberian People's Tractor Factory No. 47 fire and decided to end it all with a dramatic exit. Or should that be entrance?<br /><br />Either way, he gave it horns.Eileennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-79124794665222154252013-09-12T18:47:04.055+05:002013-09-12T18:47:04.055+05:00Vsaali, it took me a while to translate loosely yo...Vsaali, it took me a while to translate loosely your comment from Slovenian, not a language that I have come across before (thank you Google) until now. The fact that you have witnessed meat dropping from the sky that did not come from Jesus is an interesting one. I have replied, all be it through a free translation service, as best as I can, so I do hope that you can make head or tail of my polite wittering's. Good luck - Chef.<br /><br />Vi ste zelo dobrodošli Vsaali, je bilo precej zanimivo zgodbo, ki jo prav tako nanašajo. Ali vas prosimo, da spustite spet, tako kot meso in uživajo svoj čas tukaj.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-72836160072741508072013-09-12T17:41:30.815+05:002013-09-12T17:41:30.815+05:00Pišeš dobro in uživam zgodbo o jagnje, ki spada k ...Pišeš dobro in uživam zgodbo o jagnje, ki spada k oknu. Pred mnogimi leti sem videl preveč mesa pada iz neba, vendar ni bilo Božja volja, da je bil ukraden in vrgli iz strehe. Hvala Chef Datoteke za obuditev ta spomin se mi na ta dan sem dal blagoslov za vas od vašega Jezusa.Vsaalinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-4819625872574848802013-09-12T00:05:59.711+05:002013-09-12T00:05:59.711+05:00Very witty...Very witty...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-15098107594791916102013-09-11T19:54:43.100+05:002013-09-11T19:54:43.100+05:00Point taken Chef. Ram's horns perhaps?Point taken Chef. Ram's horns perhaps?Tony Corby Chefhttp://buddieschef.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-85443888419431301682013-09-11T19:34:04.418+05:002013-09-11T19:34:04.418+05:00That's actually 2 questions Anthony, you have ...That's actually 2 questions Anthony, you have now left me riding the horns of a dilemma over which one of then I am to respond to. <br /><br />When the subject of a notorious fatwa issued by the spiritual leader of Iran’s Islamic revolution Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini who branded a certain authors book “blasphemous against Islam”, was first made public, the name in the frame went into hiding until it had all blown over. 23 years later he is still with us and the fatwa is still in place. I can only think that he is hiding away in Belgium where all the other foolish people tend to frequent.<br /><br />Seeing as how all religious doctrine to my mind is all lumped under the same umbrella, I would have to say that if one the many alleged gods has greenlit me for a full metal jacket, I have no choice but to either brush up on my Flemish, French & German. Or I just turn up the TV and pretend I am not home.<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-44286281319988745002013-09-11T19:19:12.115+05:002013-09-11T19:19:12.115+05:00Question Chef! What are the chances of getting hit...Question Chef! What are the chances of getting hit on the head by a falling ram in Glasgow and do you think that God has put a hit out on you?Tony Corby Chefhttp://buddieschef.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-40850374843556438722013-09-11T18:59:14.033+05:002013-09-11T18:59:14.033+05:00Well now, Mr Andrew M, quite a thoughtful and avun...Well now, Mr Andrew M, quite a thoughtful and avuncular comment you have kindly offered me here. Your theory is relatively simple and makes perfect sense, especially when the gradient of the hill is examined and the actual ground substance is analysed even further. However, the original architect who designed the said glass canopy must have taken into account the rakish angle of the structure in order to reflect both heat, light and moisture in such a way that it did not contribute to reflecting excess light towards the hill in case of sunlight combustion causing a hill fire.<br /><br />In common parlance this would indicate that the camber of the glass would have to be angled at a minimum of 27° if a correct typographical symbol is to be achieved without prejudice to the general reflux of the hill. Therefore, the ram would not have been able to see his own reflection in the glass until he was vertical and at least 9 metres away and travelling at over 117kph.<br /><br />This leads me to my own thesis.<br /><br />a) A God really does exist and threw the said ram down from heaven as a sure sign of things to come.<br /> <br />b) The clumsy auld fecker whilst on the run from possibly wild dogs, slipped on the substrate, misjudged the distance between rock and the illusion of distant water (the glass) and his momentum created a fusion which somehow enhanced his carrying distance. The actual glass canopy is situated approximately 6 metres from the pool. The question really does remain as to how does a sheep's eye really differ when it comes to judging vertical and horizontal objects?<br /><br />An early warning siren has now been installed on the roof to indicate further falling rams, plus I have also beefed up the filtration system and increased the diameter of each flue to the size of a slightly above average bovine creature. As a belt and braces solution I have also upped Raoul's visits to thrice weekly and issued him with a larger net.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-13781878565657085072013-09-11T18:29:29.476+05:002013-09-11T18:29:29.476+05:00I have a theory...
Might yon ram have espied his ...I have a theory...<br /><br />Might yon ram have espied his own reflection in the glass which used to cover your pool from the mountainside that he jumped/dived from? If the angle of the glass is such that this may be the case, you may wish to:<br /><br />a) think up a more efficient ram disposal process, or<br />b) consider changing the angle/reflectivity of said glass.<br /><br />Just a wee thought...<br /><br />Andrew M AndrewMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-45989820042553042282013-09-11T16:59:56.751+05:002013-09-11T16:59:56.751+05:00Och,somebody is playing with fire here.Och,somebody is playing with fire here.Tony Corby Chefhttp://buddieschef.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-26469700029650118752013-09-11T16:10:55.575+05:002013-09-11T16:10:55.575+05:00I'm outraged by your lurid suggestion! It was ...I'm outraged by your lurid suggestion! It was the dark 80s of Glasgow, not the 60s, I wasn't long grown from being a mere sperm in the decade you dare to suggest.<br /><br />The greater role was already filled by a stronger personality, a more intelligent individual who had a greater knowledge and experience of life in general. The lesser role was mine due to my inability to think. My passion for stumbling when I should have strolled held me back. More importantly I had to learn that respect is earned, not taken.<br /><br />The whole scenario I have described is spookily like me talking to you now, only back then. Do you think there might be a lesson in here somewhere?<br /><br />...by the way, it's 'Neanderthal' not neanderthall. Or to use the correct scientific terminology, 'Homo neanderthalensis'.<br /><br />Next time stand up straight and take your foot out of your mouth before you address me. Run along.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-67551977251868015422013-09-11T15:55:22.521+05:002013-09-11T15:55:22.521+05:00Thank you for stopping by. I do hope it didn't...Thank you for stopping by. I do hope it didn't make you late for school.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-4132054482244592462013-09-11T14:52:18.606+05:002013-09-11T14:52:18.606+05:00I just read a description of you as being an ex le...I just read a description of you as being an ex leg breaker back in the dark 60s of old Glasgow. Did you choose the lesser role of a neanderthall because you hadn't the brains to run the operation yourself?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-60887601566789673562013-09-11T14:34:17.003+05:002013-09-11T14:34:17.003+05:00speak English dude and chill out.speak English dude and chill out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-34576711231129312422013-09-11T14:32:56.117+05:002013-09-11T14:32:56.117+05:00In God we trust... just behind used car dealers, d...In God we trust... just behind used car dealers, double glazing salesmen and any given politician kissing a baby.<br /><br />Fear not for your recent bout of idiopathic craniofacial erythema in regard to making my guest list, I once failed to control my anal sphincter in front of a well known Bishop at Royal Ascot after a heavy indulgence of real ale. My sudden spot of unfortunate borborygmic reaction caused my face to redden quicker than a kiddy fiddler running from the polis. <br /><br />Many ampholopesyschite moments occur in the preparation of this small portal of blog space, you are not alone sir.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13871866841906377841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2138075587509083863.post-47349664772642314312013-09-11T13:43:30.722+05:002013-09-11T13:43:30.722+05:00Ha ha--just worked out omphalopesychite. I much pr...Ha ha--just worked out omphalopesychite. I much prefer that way of saying it to the vulgar.loobyhttp://loobynet.co.uk/noreply@blogger.com